Chanel No. 5 to Brad Pitt is embarrassing Awful

   The internet is filled with black and white spoof perfume ads where a sexy man made vague statements while dramatic music swells littered .Miu Miu Tote It is generally involved shirtlessness and bombastic music. And that's almost exactly what Brad Pitt commercial for the new fragrance from your favorite grandmother , requires Chanel No. 5 - except there's no music, shirtlessness or punch line. Oh, and it's not a parody , because it's a real , real thing that someone thinks your grandmother to buy more perfume.

"The world turns and we turn to him," Pitt said , reciting a copy of the ad or worse poetry world as it is written by a love- between , as Manny Modern Family . " Everywhere I go ,Miu Miu Wallets there you are . My happiness . My fate. My happiness . "This is not only apparent from a housewife who has a creative writing course at the local community college and tried his marital suffering by fixed written notes for her husband in his sock drawer , but Pitt can not figure out where its cue receive cards. 's eyes dart around the device like a hummingbird on a Red Bull bender. When I read the script, it would be hard to look you in the eye , too.

The highlight: Pitt was not even hot air. With his long hair , beard and loose-hanging shirt that only open so far, it looks like he went to school Fabio poise , Modeling , Romance Posing, Arts and bartending . Remember when our biggest celebrities to make cashing in on the Japanese commercials for them a lot of money and do not interfere in their country of origin ? Miu Miu Wallet Can we please go back to that ?